Headcanon: They’re in the pool and Maura is floating on her back
"what a- oh Jane, no"
"this wasn’t even funny the first ti-"
"DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN"
*something aggressively pinching Maura’s butt underwater*
and Maura is just like rolling her eyes determined not to react in any way because this happens every freaking time she’s just trying to relax in here
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something