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Spot the difference!

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itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Since fucking when??

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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

I know that the ancient Egyptians used to use rolled up papyrus paper as a tampon when they got their periods. Although nobody asked that question.

(Source: littleladylouis, via angiesasharizzles)

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kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

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c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

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thepriceismeg:

can’t unsee rizzles.
"Jane.""Mmmph.""It’s time to get up.""No s’not.""We-""Shhhh."

thepriceismeg:

can’t unsee rizzles.

"Jane."
"Mmmph."
"It’s time to get up."

"No s’not."
"We-"
"Shhhh."

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via my-neon-gypsy)

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boopboopbi:

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

I’M GOING TO SEE THIS TONIGHT WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT!!!!

boopboopbi:

ladyhistory:

thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

peppermintpeeps:

bitchstolemyjag:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

It’s pining for the fjords!

HE’S GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER

He’s shuffled off this mortal coil!

If it wasn’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up the daisies!

I’M GOING TO SEE THIS TONIGHT WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT!!!!

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